_Hi, im Hilary. I use tricky advertising to take advantage of my lesser educated demographic. I pride myself on telling you what the other guy can't do as apposed to what I actually do. I'm generally not much different from my counterpart, but i am lacking in overall production value. I bend the truth a little when it comes to my crafty debating techniques, but at the end of the day, i just look cool on tv. You don't need to think about your vote, just support me.
_Hi, I'm Obama. People tend to hate on the fact that i have huge support. Even though i'm winning, my opponent still seems to have an air of false confidence. Don't be fooled. Just because you support me, that doesnt make you an internet, cult following nerd with a geeker than thou attitude. They might portray me as a loser and make all my opponents winning look like david defeating goliath. But im still a Giant.
_Haha...!
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